Filmfare 2006 Review - Damn !!!

God damn it !!!, it drives me nuts.just imagine jaya bachan has been given a life time achievement award for her critically acclaimed performances in movies like abhimaan, guddi,kora kagaz , and what the hell she made out of it, welcoming Ash into bachhan family, gimme a break for god sake, Ms Bachhan you have not been awarded because some Ex Ms World has decided to tie a knot with your son who by the way looks like shit,cmon where ever these guys move these days, they have only one thing, Ash-Abhishek, only thing which they have not discussed is condom brand Abhishek will prefer...cmon do this too because who knows, these f*** news channels probably make it a great initiative taken against population and Aids by this lousy bastard. I am just sick of it.
Second, what is Amar singh doin in filmfare, i mean he is such a crap, idiot, he is everywhere like a holy shit, be it against congress or with Amitabh Bachan or doing dirty talks on phone.
Shahrukh, was at his usual best, quite funny sometimes specially apologizing for Don and KBC, commenting on amar singh, and talking to invisible Amir khan. He is quite funny,Go ahead Mr khan, but don't make your desperation for awards so public.Okay Be a sport sometime.
Javed Akhtar was on the rampage and looked furious for not getting(buying?) the best lyrics award that went to a more apporopriate person(bidder), Prasoon joshi.
rest all was pale,Sridevi is now too old to be chandni , Rani dances like a robot and she did it well. Amrita Rao and Bips were awesome,Karan Johar, you are not funny anymore dude !!!.It was nice to see Shilpa smiling back, i think she is still having bad dreams of Jade, Hrithik dances like a girl :) and he proved it again and he won a award as best actor for D2, cmon nobody gives Tom Cruise the best actor award for Mission impossible, and once again Abhishek Bachan, have a nice life, you have everything tailor made, Big B, Ash and above all, News channels, you are way too happy considering you have no d***. :)
Chalo Cheers !!!

Ekta Kapoor and The Person Sitting Next .....

First of all, it takes some guts, i mean it takes some real guts to say something against ekta kapoor specially if you have seen ur entire family sheding tears over her over cooked and over streched shows. Its height of melodrama and borders on stupidity. Each serial has birth, rebirth, death, redeath and 5 to 6 generations and than 5 to 6 births and rebirths, getting old and than getting young to be married, than remarriage, than divorce than remarriage....cmon where is the fun.
I am not against her because she is making a good money out of it, but what piss me off is watching prerna(kasuti jindagi ki) getting married everytime i switch on my tv,or that poor soul named mihir i guess, is not even being allowed to die, junta ki demand hahahaha.If you anyway get the chance to see these serials, more than often you will see
1) A very big bussiness family where all the uncles have no work to do except feeding themselves, by the way what they do....?
2) A female, so called Bahu loved by everyone, she knows everything, from doing Pooja at home to being detective (you know sometimes you need to findout who is doing wrong things in the family)
3) A female who knows no limit and can do anything to ruin bahu's life forever
4) Atleast one person having extra martial affair..
5) 2 people are discussing something secret with the doors opened, 3rd person is listening to them (this happens in every episode)
6) The Most loved person in the family dies with covered face
7) Father Mother Son Daughter, i mean no one age...
and take my advice for it, stay away from the wall,lest you should bang your head.
I hate ekta kapoor, as much as i hate person sitting in the next cubicle specially when he points at his wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the f*** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?........(adam sandler's movie, don't remeber the name :o))

Ghost , Beautiful Lady and India Today

Aha !!! it was some trip. i was going to my hometown from Lucknow and it's not often when you find a beautiful lady in ur compartment i mean, you see it in movies, it may happen to your friends or to friend's friends but to you it will be an untouched territory .when i was younger, i used to look at reservation charts glued outside my bogie to checkout all the females, but most of the time i shared my comparment with snoring uncles, talktive aunties and their stupid overfeed infants. It's like ghost stroies, almost all ghosts(i know abt three) have been seen by my friend's uncle or mama or someone distant but by him naaaa. May be ghosts are much scared to meet him :).
Anyway she was in her ealry 20's and in her pink suit,no wonder she was eye candy(infact i find most of the girls eye candy why?) .Her innocent looks and beautifull smile made me crazy. She was right in front of me with crossed legs and india today in her lap, for once i thought i should start talking but why would she talk to me but the most difficlut part was not why but what, if i say "hello this is amit" what would she say. So i kept quiet for a while but ...
So i started in a routine manner, "Hey r u going to saharanpur" , "No", she said and paused , keeping her india today aside, i wonder she was more interested in reading me than india that day. "So you belong to saharanpur", she asked softly, Man i can tell you when a girl ask you such questions with so much softness it's almost killing but it's lethal if she is beautiful too.I thought if i say yes, she probably will pickup her india today again, i mean a girl reading english magazine would not be much interested in a small town boy. "No i belong to lucknow and going to attend my friend's wedding in saharanpur" i replied with all the proud of my belonging to lucknow on my face."Ok that's cool, i belong to kandhla" she said (btw kandhla is a small village and it's vey close to saharanpur).Damn!!! i thought for once, i should have said saharanpur, i mean that way i could keep her in touch.Anyway atleast i started a conversation and if everything goes well and we fall in love someday i will tell her the truth and may be she will forgive me, i mean why shd it matter if i belong to lucknow or some slum in mumbai. "So what do you do there in lucknow", she almost swept out my sweet dreams in which i was walking with her hand in hand on a beach and was about to kiss her. "I am a student",i said without giving it a single thought and looking at her beautifull lips. "infact i am doing enggineering from IET Lucknow and in 4th semester" i added to let my efforts see some success here atleast otherwise i was an average student keeping the strength of our section and their scores in mind. " Do you live with your parents there in lucknow or in hostel" she queried.Man it was a chance to impress her, to show her my emotions for my parents and to make her realise that with me she will get some share of that unconditional and pure love." I live with my parents, you know it's tough to resist the temptation of hostel life and its freedom but i think i love my parents more than anything in this world so hostel or no hostel i am happy with my parents", i answered,keeping a smile on my face and water bottle in my hand."Ya i guess but really if you see around most of this new generation find it quit difficult with their parents" she added. "agreed but there are still few good men around " i snatched the entire credit for all the goodness present in this world." Oho My station is around so i will have to move btw it's rashmi and we can be in touch if you wish", Man, beautiful girls have this tendency they know everything but want to hear it."Sure plz write me at " i said as if i was anchoring my show and it was time to say good bye.
"Hey, amit r u going to hometown to meet your ill mom, she was serious last month, i hope you will be in the Saharanpur for sometime now",he said and jumped into my compartment as if some psycho killer was after him and i was the only saviour.He was from saharanpur and i am sure for no good reason i had met him before and he made the most of it. Suddenly i saw her face turning pink and than red, she picked up her india today and bag , without saying a word she went out and i was stunned.She was lost in the crowd and that ghost disappeared all of a sudden.Perhaps psycho killer bumped him off or he found a better edge to bump into, i thought.
"So r u going to saharanpur" a new entry in that compartment asked."Yes i live there,my mom is ill and i am going to see her after 2 months", i replied. I was wondering why in this train everyone wanted to know where did i belong and why i was going there,."Is FBI or CIA keeping an eye on me, but why they would waste so much resources on me, i mean i am an average student so i am not a threat to their job situation which is worsening because of indian high skilled enggineers, there are many other higher mortals in my class and dozens in my batch, may be ISI naaa, ISI will find more suitable targets than me to rock this nation", i questioned and answered myself.Suddenly i saw a book shop on the platform , having piles of india todays.i bought one , the cover story was titled as "Have you ever seen a ghost"." Yes and i also shared my comparment with a beautiful lady too", i murmered keeping india today on my crossed legs."Will she write me", i asked more to myself,.......

Because It Burns...Valentine Special

It's the beginning of a new day, or maybe not. Maybe today will be just like last day, maybe the all week will be just like the last one. What difference can I expect? Well, maybe the cloth or the food, maybe the news or the weather, but that's only details. The routine will be like it was last day, or last week, or the week before and so on ....
They ask, why i am always so negative , see around so much beautiful things happening or walking :).But not everything that looks beautiful is harmless, sometimes it burns you and when it does, it marks you forever. Maybe not everyone is able to see the "mark" but it's there and it wont go away. It will reside inside of you forever. Does it look beautiful? Indeed, but be careful, it burns .She can look like an angel but , she can burn like a devil. I can feel the red iron touching me, its burning deep inside my flesh, deep inside my earth. I have no other words to describe the feeling, eventually I give up. She is my worst nightmare, she has the beauty and the perfection that I so much seek, but it comes with a price : Me ...
We all have a dark side, our nightmares, our inner beast, some of us show it more often and more easily, others will hide it from the world but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist. It's there it was always there, You have no escape Dear!!!.
I'm not sad but I'm Lost ...

Ind to SL , Ash to Abhishek

Only India could have lost that match, it's official now. Ok, "so screw responsibility, I am gonna go rape some bowlers" kind of attitude could only cost you a match.Virendra Sehwag, now the entire world will be after his life and few will wish him a dead. But i think it takes more than a sehwag to win or lose a match.Ganguly's inability to rotate strike, sehwag's inability to even bat but above all i think it's SRT who should take the responsibility of this defeat, this 54 runs were not enough mr sachin. You and dada were all set, there to make it big and that's where you guys misread (or mis script) the plot. I mean we should not expect anything from dada whatever he does on the field is just bonus a plain bonus, you can't expect him to win us matches but Sachin , today you did it all wrong.Than seeing stumps tumbliing behind dravid was as painfull as watching this match getting broadcasted on NEO sports or Ash getting married with abhishek bachan, i mean both could finish it up with someone better if not ESPN-Star or Brad Pitt. Anyway, bhandra - the leggie scared me today and India better make plans for this guy else we may create a superstar out of a potential performer and Malinga, loosen up a bit man, with 150kmph raw pace, you can only shorten the time required to see it behind the fence.
Chalo Cheers
More later much later.

Salaam-E-Ishq - Bad or Worse

Ok,Salaam-E-Ishq,the promos of this movie brought us to the cinema hall with lots of expectation and no dinner.It was around 11.30 pm when 70mm sceern got life and we, without knowing what was waiting for us, jumped into our seats.Sorry i can't tell you the story, No not because of some suspense or something but i really can't think of any story, though, this movie claims 6 different story. Ok they say that all this stroies have one thing in common, i tell you what, "CRAP". This movie dished out so much crap and managed to bore us to death beautifully.I mean if you think that your life is bad and always wonder what can be worse, please watch this,else give it a miss. Avoid this movie, which is definitly an insult of art of movie-making. and yes did I mention the film is too long? trust me, it is.I just don't understand that why Salmaan uses his accented voice even for hindi dialogues, if it's conscious effort than sorry it is pathetic, Priyanka chopra despite of having all the potentional, disappoints.Songs were good and made our life less miserable but bad or terribly terribly bad are the same thing. Seriously, I don't understand why anyone would make a film like this and the worst thing was Gurgaon roads which are not much fun in the nights either, finally we tookup our "dinner" at 4am and i missed entire friday movie package on HBOs and Stars....:o(

Weird Thinking

Today my mind was some where else i was thinking abt the most illogical moments like..
think abt a porn star entering into his house after a regular shooting., what would he say to his wife..."darling had a very tiring day in the shooting, 12 retakes hahahaha...i mean they must be celebrating their wedding anniversary without having any sex...:)
Anyway tomorrow is going to be a different day, india vs SL match will be a must watch. I hope Sachin will do it again...lets see...please read my post match blog.

What's it with Girls

I know this topic brings so much smile on our faces...i mean atleast in hostels we used to spend N number of hours which otherwise used for better purpose could bring me a better job or atleast could make my days in the hostel less horrible and trying.
I wonder what girls do in their hostel, may be thinking abt new books recommended by some pain in the neck teacher or may be thinking if that guy proposed to me i would turn that down this way. yes it's always a girl who gets the choice, we boys propose and more than often they reject without thinking how much it hurts.The overused line is "we were good frnds and we will be always", cmon give me a break, what's with gals wanting to be friends forever? why can't they make a clear decision between a boy friend and no-friend, i mean why do they have this immortal desire of being eternal frnds.One of my friend(again she is a girl but i can't say she is my girl friend...bullshit) says, every other guy proposes and they can choose only one so rest of all are destined to live in this otherwise ugly world.
True but please let us live without these will be frnds forever lines. Do whatever u want, choose whoever punk u think is perfect fit, wrap yourself with him in a car and go to hell...

First Error

Ok don't call me a copycat...This blog is here because of my frnds but all the posts here will be genuine and authentic(Aha genuine word reminds me of Windows vista these daz and what worse my poor pc can't survive even a genuine vista F***) .Anyway this blog is a place where i will compile errors induced in the society becoz of me or you or anyone for that matter...rgt...To make this bolg a big success i need your part time support(ofcourse i will give my full)..all the failure of this blog can be sent to my door...and all the bouquets to yours ...i mean who cares..:)
So to start with...Windows Vista...
Heard So much abt it, i once thought how we all had been surviving till date i mean look at the damn operating systems around...Mac supports so few applications (i know only winamp 2.9... higher version around ?) Linux eeeee..sorry but it's not user friendly i mean none of my friends and their friends of friends are using linux for any friendly purpose so i think it's not friendly..and winxp naaaa .. Vista rules guys...BUT will it be a good idea to design such a resource hogging OS, My computer somehow has aggreed upon winxp but vista, i can bet, will crush it into pieces..Poor soul.
May be after writing this blog i will get some money to buy vista compatible PC but did i tell you vista alone cost 10000 rs....so i need to write more so will contiinue later..feeling weepy...:(