Sunday, February 25, 2007

Ekta Kapoor and The Person Sitting Next .....


First of all, it takes some guts, i mean it takes some real guts to say something against ekta kapoor specially if you have seen ur entire family sheding tears over her over cooked and over streched shows. Its height of melodrama and borders on stupidity. Each serial has birth, rebirth, death, redeath and 5 to 6 generations and than 5 to 6 births and rebirths, getting old and than getting young to be married, than remarriage, than divorce than remarriage....cmon where is the fun.
I am not against her because she is making a good money out of it, but what piss me off is watching prerna(kasuti jindagi ki) getting married everytime i switch on my tv,or that poor soul named mihir i guess, is not even being allowed to die, junta ki demand hahahaha.If you anyway get the chance to see these serials, more than often you will see
1) A very big bussiness family where all the uncles have no work to do except feeding themselves, by the way what they do....?
2) A female, so called Bahu loved by everyone, she knows everything, from doing Pooja at home to being detective (you know sometimes you need to findout who is doing wrong things in the family)
3) A female who knows no limit and can do anything to ruin bahu's life forever
4) Atleast one person having extra martial affair..
5) 2 people are discussing something secret with the doors opened, 3rd person is listening to them (this happens in every episode)
6) The Most loved person in the family dies with covered face
7) Father Mother Son Daughter, i mean no one age...
and take my advice for it, stay away from the wall,lest you should bang your head.
I hate ekta kapoor, as much as i hate person sitting in the next cubicle specially when he points at his wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the f*** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?........(adam sandler's movie, don't remeber the name :o))

8 comments:

Reena Agrawal said...

Dude..I can understand about ur feelings about Ekta...But wat did the guy next to you do??..:D
And I guess most people feel the same abt Ekta's serials...Wonder how people tolerate them...:)

Nitin Nigam said...

Oye mittal.. Chaaa gaye guru. Kafi durust likha hai. I also felt like writing something similar. But yar tera last comment mujhe accha nahi laga. Tune kahan se churaya ye?
2-3 days back i read the same lines somewhere. I dont remember.

Amit Mittal said...

yaar last line maine bhi kahi suni hai shyad kisi movie mai, don't remember the source so couldn't add...

Pilot-Pooja said...

Amit!!
This post is wonderful!

3 cheers to u and ur post..
Ur sense of humour has come out very nicely..

and Yah Ekta Kapoor's serials are a gr8 source of entertainment + give employment to many people who are not so good in other sphers as well..

Amit Mittal said...

thanx, but am i drunk or is there really two negative responses from the female side abour Ekta kapoor, i mean my mom, her sister, my sister, her friends i mean everyone seems to be in love with these craps...oho God !!! , we(boys) would never know whats on your mind girls...
:o)and thanx for the cheers pooja, i mean for 3 cheers...:)

THE Nishant said...

hahaha...just watched kasauti jindagi ke for 5 min(i had to as i was waiting for KBC and didnt want to miss its special episode...this could be fatal, if neone in my frnd circle gets to know abt this)and the conversation between 2 girls was like:

1st one(i dont know the names sorry):main is baar holi nahi khelungi, mere baal kharab ho jate hain
2nd one: baalon mein nariyal ka tel laga lena
1st: nahi main tel nahi lagati
2nd: isiliye maine nariyal ka tel kaha..and the conversation continued for another 2 min..

now wat is this, how can neone watch this

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